GET ME OUTTA HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEN DID LIFE GET SO HECTIC. I KNEW I WAS ALWAYS BUSIER THAN MOST & COULDN'T HAVE IMAGINED THAT I COULD BE BUSIER; THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH OF ME TO GO AROUND. WITH MY SON BUYING A HOUSE, IT'S LIKE I BOUGHT ONE & HAVE TO MAKE IT PRESENTABLE. TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, IT WAS ALL READY PRESENTABLE, BUT HE'S HIGH MAINTENANCE & WON'T ACCEPET LESS OF ME FIXING UP HIS HOUSE. I TOLD HIM HE GOT THE WRONG GIRL, BECAUSE I MAKE DO IF I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT, BUT WITH HIM I METICULOUSLY PAINTED, THAT'S NOT MY STYLE, BUT FOR HIM IT WAS :) SO NOW I'LL BE DOING LANDSCAPING, PAINTING TRIM ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE, REDOING A SUNROOM HE SAYS HE WANTS TO TEAR OFF. ARE YOU KIDDING ME, SUNROOMS ARE ESSENTIAL TO WELL BEING LOL. SINCE HE LIVES LIKE A HERMIT, HE WILL BE THE BEST NEIGHBOR ANYONE COULD ASK FOR. WHY SUCH A BIG HOUSE THEN. I THINK HIS BIOLOGICAL CLOCK IS GOING OFF & IT'S TIME TO FIND MS. RIGHT, NOT MS. RIGHT NOW; TALK ABOUT PICKY; IF HE PICKS GIRLS LIKE HE PICKS PAINT, CURTAINS, FURNITURE, THEN IT'LL BE AWHILE LONGER BEFORE HE WALKS DOWN THE AISLE.

BUSYNESS........THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTED













SO,WHEN DID I START TO GET BUSY: IT WAS THE SPRING OF 1990, WHEN MY LIFE CHANGED IN AN ODD WAY. THEY WERE FILMING A MOVIE NEARBY & WHEN THEY WENT TO LOOK FOR PROPS, THEY WENT TO AN ANTIQUE SHOP THAT I SOLD TO & BOUGHT MY ITEMS, THEY WANTED MORE OF MY "STUFF" SO THE OWNER CALLED & WANTED ME TO TAKE PICTURES, I DID, BUT BY THE TIME "HOLLYWOOD" SAW THEM, THE ITEMS WERE GONE. SO I MADE HER A DEAL; I WILL MAKE STUFF FOR YOUR SHOP IF YOU GIVE ME THE INFO FOR THE STUDIO, AS THEY WERE BACK IN HOLLYWOOD BY THE TIME THEY GOT THE PICTURES :( SO I CALLED THE STUDIO, THEY SAID WHAT THEY NEEDED, I QUOTED A PRICE, THEY SENT A CHECK, IT CLEARED, I SHIPPED & HAVE BEEN STARSTRUCK EVER SINCE. SO MY NAME HAS GOTTEN OUT THERE & WHEN I TRY TO SLOW DOWN I GET BUSIER. SO THAT TRIP TO FRANCE WILL BE A WELCOME RELIEF WHENEVER.I'M GOING TO KIDNAP MY DAUGHTER :)

VIVA LA FRANCE


SONS HOUSE & PRETTY SOON ME HANGING FROM THOSE SHUTTERS


THIS IS ANOTHER STORY WITH MY "STUFF"


WHOOPI,WHAT A RIOT, MY FOLK ART DOLL IS THE WHOOPI DOLL, LOOKS JUST LIKE HER, SHE THOUGHT SO TOO, THAT STORY AT A LATER TIME :)

THE RELAXING BATH OR "CALGON" TAKE ME AWAY!

BATHROOMS TODAY ARE BEING PLANNED FOR STYLE AS WELL AS FUNCTION. IF YOU HAVE A LARGE REMODELING BUDGET, THE SKIES THE LIMIT, BUT FOR MOST PEOPLE ON A SMALLER BUDGET YOU CAN STILL GET THE LOOK OF RICHNESS WITH A LITTLE CREATIVITY.
A LESS COMPLEX MAKEOVER WITH PAINT AND WALLPAPER, FLOORING AND LIGHTING CAN OFFER BONUSES WITHOUT DISORGANIZATION AND MAJOR EXPENSE. IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, ONCE YOU START A JOB YOU WANT IT FINISHED YESTERDAY! PAINT IS THE QUICKEST FIX FOR ANY ROOM AND THE BATH IS NO EXCEPTION. WALLPAPER HAS THE SAME EFFECT AS PAINT AND IS MY METHOD OF DECORATING, AS I HAVE HORSEHAIR PLASTER AND I WALLPAPER EVERY SIX MONTHS AND MY WALLS ARE LIKE SWISS CHEESE FROM CHANGING MY WALL DECOR SO OFTEN, (NAIL HOLES).IF YOU HAVE A STEAMY BATHROOM WITH NO VENTING, WALLPAPER MAY NOT BE SUITED FOR YOU.
COVERED BOXES, BASKETS AND OTHER CATCHALLS CAN
BE DISPLAYED OR HIDDEN IN A CUPBOARD, BUT IF THE CONTAINERS ARE PLEASING TO LOOK A T I WOULD LEAVE THOSE OUT.
REPLACING AN OUTDATED VANITY WITH A PEDESTAL SINK WILL MAKE A HUGE IMPACT IN A SMALL BATHROOM BUT YOU WILL LOSE YOUR STORAGE FOR TOWELS AND OTHER ITEMS. WITH THE FREED UP SPACE YOU COULD ADD A SMALL CUPBOARD IN THE CORNER OR HANG ONE ON THE WALL.
SIMPLY SWITCHING YOUR TOWEL COLOR, SHOWER CURTAIN AND WINDOW TREATMENTS CAN ALSO MAKE THE QUICKEST DECORATING IMPACT IN A SINGLE AFTERNOON.
A PLAIN SHOWER CURTAIN CAN BE MADE TO LOOK PRICEY WITH TASSELS, BEADED TRIM OR RUFFLES DEPENDING ON YOUR DECOR STYLE. BE SURE TO PUT A LINER BEHIND IT TO PROTECT THE CURTAIN FROM SPLASHES.
IF YOU HAVE A LARGE EMPTY WALL YOU COULD DISPLAY ASSORTED SHAPES AND SIZES OF MIRRORS ON IT.
FOR A TINY BATHROOM:
* ATTACH A NARROW SHELF HIGH ON THE WALL FOR AN OUT OF THE WAY DISPLAY SPACE FOR COLLECTIBLES.
*INSTALL WALL HUNG OR OVER THE DOOR SHELF UNITS.
*MAXIMIZE STORAGE IN A LINEN CLOSET BY INSTALLING ROLL OUT DRAWERS AND ADD MORE SHELVES AND
LIGHTING.
*INEXPENSIVE REPRODUCTION LIGHT FIXTURES OFTEN LOOK MORE REFINED THAN CHEAP MODERN STYLES.
* TO VISUALLY EXPAND THE ROOM, PUT A PATTERN ON THE FLOOR ON THE DIAGONAL WITH TILES OR PAINT A CHECKERBOARD.
DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH TOWELS:
*A WINE RACK WILL STORE TOWELS.
* PROP A LADDER FOR TOWELS.
* PILE FOLDED TOWELS IN A VINTAGE BASKET.
* HANG THEM ON GLASS DOORKNOBS OR METAL COAT HOOKS.
WINDOW TREATMENTS CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS FROSTING YOUR WINDOW FOR MORE PRIVACY. YOU CAN PURCHASE ETCHING CREAM OR DO AS I DO AND BUY FROSTED SPRAY IN A CAN; IT'S MUCH SIMPLER. SHUTTERS AND CAFE CURTAINS AND PULL DOWN SHADES ARE A GOOD IDEA. YOU COULD ALSO USE BITS AND PIECES OF OLD LACE,
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT RENEW YOUR DRAWER PULLS WITH REPRODUCTION ONES OR THE REAL THING!
IF YOUR TUB CANNOT BE REPLACED, YOU CAN BUY SPRAY ON ENAMEL FOR THE OUTSIDE OF IT OR WALLPAPER THE SIDE AS I DID ONCE. I ALSO BUILT MY TUB IN WITH AN OLD DOOR; IT NOW HAS A LEDGE WHERE MY CAT SITS AND WATCHES ME!
KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ITEMS PERTAINING TO THE BATH, LIKE OLD CURLING IRONS, SHAVING MUGS, SOAP CONTAINERS, OLD TINS, OR PERFUME BOTTLES.

STYLE YOUR HOME

IT'S GETTING TO BE THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN; WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ALL THE CHANGES YOU WANT TO MAKE IN THE COMING MONTHS. GOING FROM DREARY WINTER TO WELCOME SUNNY WEATHER, JUST PUTS A SMILE ON MY FACE & YOURS I'M SURE. IF YOU'RE IN NEED OF QUICK DECORATING HELP,MAYBE I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE :)

REMEMBER, IT CAN BE SOMETHING AS SMALL AS WHERE TO HANG A MIRROR,THAT CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN A HOME; LET ME HELP :) CHECK OUT MY PROFILE; I'VE DONE IT FOR THE RICH & FAMOUS; I CAN DO IT FOR YOU TOO :)


INTERIOR DECORATING PRICES
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**FREE CONSULTATION**
$20 AN HOUR FOR ROOM REDO WITH WHAT YOU HAVE
$10 INTERNET CONSULTATION

ADDING VINTAGE CHARM

* ADD RETRO KNOBS AND DRAWER PULLS
* KEEP THE SIZES OF THE ROOMS ORIGINAL; SMALL ROOMS ADDS TO THE CHARM REMINISCENT OF OLD HOMES
* USE SMALL OR OCTAGONAL TILE INSTEAD OF A SOLID SURFACE OF LAMINATE
* CHOOSE VINTAGE COLORS SUCH AS PINKS, GREENS AND GRAYS. * INSTALL AN OLD LOOKING SINK FOR A FARMHOUSE LOOK.
* WHEN ADDING NEW WINDOWS, BUY SMALLER PANE ONES TO REFLECT THE AMBIENCE OF AN OLD HOME.
* TO REPLICATE THE LOOK OF OLD CUPBOARDS, USE DIFFERENT TYPES SUCH AS GLASS DOORS AND SOME WITHOUT DOORS.
* ADD TRIM AND BRACKETS TO DOORWAYS AND CUPBOARDS.
* ADD PERSONALITY AND COLLECTIBLES THAT ARE WITHIN KEEPING OF YOUR HOMES ERA.

TO CREATE A SOOTHING RETREAT LIKE ATMOSPHERE, SOFT PASTEL HUES ARE TRADITIONAL BEDROOM COLORS, BUT THEY CAN MAKE A ROOM FEEL COLD. MIX WARM SHADES OF RED AND ORANGE WITH WICKER ACCENTS. THIS IS ALSO A GOOD IDEA FOR A SUNROOM.
* TO MAKE YOUR CUPBOARD DOORS LOOK OLDER, LEAVE THE HARDWARE IN PLACE WHEN YOU PAINT THEM AND IT WILL LOOK LIKE YEARS OF BUILT UP PAINT.
* BY PAINTING WALLS AND CEILINGS NEUTRAL AND GOING WITH FURNITURE, RUGS, PILLOWS, FLOWERS AND TABLETOP ACCESSORIES IN BRIGHTER COLORS, YOU CAN SWITCH OUT COLORS EASIER THAN BUYING NEW FURNITURE.
* BY USING AS FEW LARGE FURNITURE PIECES AS POSSIBLE, WILL CREATE VISUAL SPACE, BUT WHEN LOOKING FOR FURNITURE CHOOSE ONES WITH INTERESTING SHAPES.
* USE NATURAL LIGHT IF YOUR WINDOWS ARE CHARMING THEN YOU CAN GO FROM USING NOTHING AT ALL TO BAMBOO BLINDS.
* A HOUSE WITHOUT CLUTTER LOOKS AND FEELS LIGHTER. IF YOU HAVEN'T USED SOMETHING FOR A YEAR AND IT HAS NO SENTIMENTAL VALUE, SELL IT OR THROW IT AWAY.
* RESIST BUYING FURNITURE FROM ONE PERIOD, OR YOUR ROOM WILL APPEAR STORE BOUGHT. MIXING PIECES WILL GIVE THE ROOM A SENSE OF YOUR STYLE BY PUTTING IN PIECES THAT REFLECT YOUR TASTE.
* USE FURNITURE WHERE YOU NEED IT, NOT WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE.
* SPLURGE ON ONE GREAT PIECE FOR EACH ROOM AND PLAY UP THE NOT SO VALUABLE PIECES.
* THE SPARKLE OF METALLIC ACCENTS, BRIGHT OR ANTIQUED, GIVES A HIGHER STYLE TO A CLASSIC COUNTRY INTERIOR.
* CREATE A TABLE FOR A FOYER BY ATTACHING TWO DECORATIVE BRACKETS TO THE WALL AND TOPPING THEM WITH A PIECE OF GLASS.
* RUN A ROD THROUGH THE HEM OF A PRETTY PAIR 0 FLAT SHEETS, THEN USE TIEBACKS TO ADJUST THE LENGTH.
* A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS: QUILTS- YELLOW W ARE- HOOKED RUGS-
PILLOWS- BASKETS - WOODEN BOWLS- LINENS- FLEA MARKETS THOUGHT YOU
MIGHT WANT TO KNOW!

MORE OF THE SAME OLD

STILL WORKING ON MY SONS HOUSE,WORKING AT A SLOW PACE THOUGH,I THINK I BROKE MY LEFT HAND, I CAN HARDLY MOVE IT, SINCE TUESDAY.SO NOW MY SON'S PUT OUT BECAUSE HE THINKS I WON'T BE DONE BY MAY 1ST. I DON'T THINK WITH BOTH HANDS I WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE BY MAY 1ST :)

WORDS TO PONDER

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

MORE MOMISMS

*Someday your face is going to stick like that.

*Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

*Yes, I *AM* the boss of you.

*Because I said so.
*Just wait till your father gets home.
*No dessert till you clean off your plate.

*I brought you into this world and I can take you OUT !!
*I've got eyes in the back of my head, that's how
*Get that thing out of your mouth! (or nose)
*Just you wait until you have kids of your own - then you'll understand
*You tell that bully to cut it out or you'll tell the teacher...
*I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?!
*Honestly... You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on!

WORDS TO PONDER

Is it possible to have deja vu and amnesia at the same time?

COOL STUFF FROM A WEEKEND OF EXHAUSTION

SO, I'M REDOING A HOUSE MY SON JUST BOUGHT & I SNUCK OUT & DID SOME THERAPY SHOPPING & JUNKIN', THESE WILL BE PAINTED WHITE, REMEMBER MY MOTTO: "IF IT'S NOT MOVING, PAINT IT WHITE" I WAS WHITE THIS WEEKEND; PAINTED LIVING ROOM WALLS :) ACTUALLY I WAS FRENCH VANILLA, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE, ALSO TRYING TO BRUSH UP ON MY FRENCH SPEAKING :) SO THE SEASON OF G. SALES ARE HERE. HOPE I HAVE ENOUGH TIME, BUT I HAVE PICKERS THAT KNOW WHAT I LIKE , SO I'M COUNTING ON THEM :) ENJOY

THE LOOK OF TUSCANY

*TUSCAN IS TEXTILES WITH GOLD AND SILK FRINGES. AND TASSELS
* A CEILING MEDALLION ADDS DRAMA TO A TUSCAN THEMED ROOM.
RICH DARK WOODS ARE EVOCATIVE OF THIS REGION.
*TO CREATE ATMOSPHERE, PLACE SMALL SCONCES ON EITHER SIDE OF A WINDOW.
* ANTIQUE IRON OR REPLICA BATHTUBS CAN BE ENCLOSED IN CABINETRY SUCH AS BEADBOARD OR FAUX MARBLE STYLING.
* HEAP FRUIT IN BOWLS IN THE KITCHEN, PLACE COLORFUL BOTTLES ON THE WINDOWSILL THAT WILL LOOK LIKE A KALEIDOSCOPE OF COLOR WHEN THE SUN SHINES IN, AND PLACE WICKER COVERED WINE BOTTLES ON THE COUNTER OR IN THE WINDOW.
*WINDOW BOXES PLANTED LUSHLY WITH OVERFLOWING
PLANTS -GIVES YOU A TUSCAN FEEL.
*HIDE LESS DESIRABLE PARTS OF THE GARDEN WITH A COLORFUL MIX OF TALL PLANTS.
* THIS LOOK IS THE HIGH STYLE OF STONE CUTTING ARCHITECTURE WITH ELEGANT ARCHES, TOWERS AND COLUMNS INCLUDING POLISHED MARBLE, GRANITE OR LIMESTONE.
*LIVEN UP A NONDESCRIPT FENCE OR GATE WITH A COLORFUL COAT OF PAINT TO APPEAL TO THE LUSH PLANTINGS AROUND IT.
* USE BROKEN ROOFING TILE TO EDGE A GARDEN OR CREATE A MOSAIC ON A GARDEN WALL.
*PLACE A BIRDBATH NEAR YOUR SITTING AREA TO ENJOY THE SONGS OF BIRDS.

NOTE: DID YOU KNOW THERE'S NO ROOMS FOR RENT IN TUSCANY :)









 

WORDS TO PONDER

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL

A LITTLE EASTER PEEP STORY BY ME :) ......................................
ONCE THERE WAS A GIRL WHO HAD A BUSINESS TURNING TRASH INTO TREASURE & SHE SOLD SO CHEAP THAT SHE HAD QUITE A FOLLOWING :) ONE DAY SHE HAD AN OPEN HOUSE & SO MANY PEOPLE SHOWED UP, THAT HER SON ASKED WHY?! SHE SAID THESE ARE MY "PEEPS" SO EVER SINCE, ON HER SONS JOURNEY OF COLLECTING VINTAGE T SHIRTS, HE KEPT HAPPENING UPON "WHERES'S MY PEEPS" T SHIRTS, SO HE STARTED A COLLECTION FOR HIS MOM, THAT HE LOVES SO MUCH :)NOW I WILL HAVE TO GET SOME OF MY "PEEPS" TO MODEL WITH ME & I'LL POST IT. HAVE A HAPPY, I MEAN HOPPY EASTER & IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF MY "PEEPS" LET ME KNOW & I'LL MAKE IT OFFICIAL LOL GIONI

WORDS TO PONDER

do you think houdini ever locked his keys in his car? :)

WORDS TO PONDER

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?


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WORDS TO PONDER

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

DESTRESSING POINTERS:

* KEEP THE CLUTTER OFF THE NIGHTSTAND, INSTEAD KEEP A PHOTO OR FRESH FLOWERS ON IT AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU WON'T BE FACED WITH A MESS.
* TO CUT DOWN ON PAPER BULK JUST KEEP THE "CLIPPING" OF INTEREST INSTEAD OF THE WHOLE PAPER.
* FLEA MARKETS AND GARAGE SALES ARE A GOOD PLACE TO FIND CARRIERS, WOODEN BOXES AND OLD DRAWERS TO STORE MAIL AND BILLS IN.
* DON'T TRY TO KEEP UP ON DECORATING TRENDS; THAT IN ITSELF IS STRESSFUL!
INSPIRATIONS FOR COLOR:
* START WITH A PATTERN TO CREATE A COLOR PALETTE FOR YOUR DECOR.
* HUES THAT MAKE YOUR SKIN GLOW ARE TARGET COLORS.
* LOOK THROUGH DECORATING MAGAZINES, BOOKS AND CATALOGS TO SEE WHAT THE SEASONS NEWEST COLOR TRENDS ARE.
* VISIT DESIGNER SHOW HOUSES.
* LOOK THROUGH YOUR CLOSET AND CHANCES ARE YOU'LL FIND YOUR FAVORITE COLORS.
* LOOK AT THE SEA AND SKY TO GET YOUR COLORS OF BLUE.
* PEBBLES AND ROCKS CAN GIVE YOU THE MUTED SHADES OF GREY WHITE AND PINK; ALSO A BUCKET 0F SAND AND SHELLS.
* CHECK OUT SHADES OF SHERBET ICE CREAM AND GET A CONE TO MULL OVER YOUR COLOR CHOICE!
* VISIT THE COSMETICS COUNTER FOR ARRAY OF COLORS. * TAKE A LOOK AT GREETING CARDS AND PAINTINGS.
* VISIT A RESTAURANT AND CHECK OUT THEIR COLOR DECOR. * VISIT A FRIEND WHOSE STYLE AND COLORS YOU LIKE.
* CHECK OUT THE COLOR OF GEMSTONES.
* RUGS CAN PROVIDE A VARIETY OF COLOR SUGGESTIONS.

STORAGE SOLUTIONS MADE SIMPLE :
* USE MESH BAGS TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR CHILDREN'S SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR, JUST THROW IN THE WASHER AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO RE-SORT EVERYTHING AFTERWARDS.
* USE EMPTY CARDBOARD PAPER TOWEL ROLLS TO STORE UNUSED APPLIANCE CORDS AND CABLES. THE CORDS WON'T GET TANGLED AND YOU CAN LABEL THE ROLLS.
* IF YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT OR BILL PAYMENT, LEAVE YOURSELF A MESSAGE ON YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE, AND THE FLICKERING LIGHT WILL REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.
* CLEAR OFF COUNTERTOPS AND LEAVE ONLY WHAT YOU USE AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK. THE KITCHEN WILL LOOK BIGGER AND FREE UP SPACE.
* UNCLUTTER DRAWERS BY TOSSING OR STORING GADGETS YOU USE LESS THAN ONCE A MONTH.
* WHEN DOING LABORIOUS WORK, STOP AND SWITCH GEARS; SUCH AS WEEDING OR PLANTING, IT HELPS TO LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE AND TO GET BACK TO THE NOT SO PLEASANT JOB AT HAND.
* USE ROLLING SUITCASES OR CLEAR PLASTIC CONTAINERS FOR UNDER THE BED TO STORE LINENS OR OUT OF SEASON ITEMS.
* DOUBLE YOUR CLOSET SPACE BY ADDING A HANGING CLOSET ROD FROM THE EXISTING ROD.
* STORE OUT OF SEASON CLOTHES IN VACUUM SEALED PLASTIC BAGS. I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THESE AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T TRY THEM SOONER!
* HANG A BUCKET STUFFED WITH BASIC CAR CLEANING EQUIPMENT ON THE WALL.
* RECYCLE JARS FROM THE KITCHEN TO STORE SMALL ITEMS LIKE NAILS OR BOLTS.











 

MORE MOMISMS!!!!!!

It doesn't matter what you accomplish, I'll always be proud of you.

I hope that when you grow up, you have kids "Just Like you"! (Also known as the "Mother's Curse")

Because I'm your mother that's why.

This is why we can't have nice things.

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

Eat your vegetables, those children in China (Africa, Vietnam) would be happy to have some broccoli to eat!

If you fall out of that tree and break your leg , don't come running to me.

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come." Usually said in advance of grounding.

MOMISMS..CAN YOU IDENTIFY :)

SINCE MOTHERS' DAY IS AROUND THE CORNER HERE ARE SOME MOMISMS THAT I'M SURE WE CAN ALL IDENTIFY WITH :) I WILL THROW SOME MORE IN FROM TIME TO TIME, LET ME KOW WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ONE IS, MAYBE I HAVE FORGOTTEN IT :)


Money does not grow on trees.

Don't make that face or it'll freeze in that position.

If I talked to my mother like you talk to me....

Always change your underwear; you never know when you'll have an accident.

Be careful or you'll put your eye out.

What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?

You have enough dirt behind those ears to grow potatoes!

Close that door! Were you born in a barn?

If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.

Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!

Be careful what you wish for, it might come true.

Don't eat those, they will stunt your growth.

If you don't eat those, you will stunt your growth.

What's meant to be, is meant to be. (Mom only used this when something bad happened

SEWER PROJECT

THIS IS THE PROJECT I WAS DREADING, BUT PHASE 1 IS DONE; TWO MORE PHASES TO GO :) PUT ME IN A COMA, HERE ARE SOME PICS OF WHAT I DID THIS MORNING. TO THINK THE WHOLE TOWN HAS TO PAY TO PUT THIS IN THEIR HOMES. I CAN'T WAIT 'TIL SUMMER GETS HERE, I'M GONNA RUN AWAY LOL, SOMEWHERE TROPICAL, AS IN LAST PIC.