Wednesday, April 15, 2009

MORE MOMISMS

*Someday your face is going to stick like that.

*Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

*Yes, I *AM* the boss of you.

*Because I said so.
*Just wait till your father gets home.
*No dessert till you clean off your plate.

*I brought you into this world and I can take you OUT !!
*I've got eyes in the back of my head, that's how
*Get that thing out of your mouth! (or nose)
*Just you wait until you have kids of your own - then you'll understand
*You tell that bully to cut it out or you'll tell the teacher...
*I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?!
*Honestly... You'd lose your head if it wasn't screwed on!

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