Monday, May 10, 2010

WORDS TO PONDER

* WHY ARE THERE INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS IN HAWAII?

* WHY DO WE DRIVE ON PARKWAYS AND PARK ON DRIVEWAYS?

* IF YOU'RE DRIVING IN A VEHICLE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TURN ON THE HEADLIGHTS?

* WHY DON'T YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT "GRUNTLED" EMPLOYEES?

* WHAT IS A "FREE GIFT". AREN'T ALL GIFTS FREE?

* WHY DO THEY CALL IT NECKING?

* IF A MIME IS ARRESTED, IS HE TOLD HE HAS A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

* WhY DO THEY CALL IT A TV "SET" WHEN YOU ONLY GET ONE?

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