Sunday, May 3, 2009
IT'S ALMOST MOTHERS DAY, HERE ARE SOME MORE MOMISMS :) IF YOU KNOW SOME LET ME KNOW.
*Honestly, that cardigan looks great on you - the girls had better watch out with you around!
*Bored! How can you be bored? I was never bored at your age.
* Shut the door - I can't pay to heat the whole neighborhood.
*Who'll end up walking, bathing and feeding it...?
*Don't pick at it, it'll get infected.
*I would have never talked to my mother like that!
*Don't use that tone with me!
*You better wipe that smile off you face before I do it for you.
*"I don't know" is not an answer.
*I don't care what everyone else is doing,
*I care what YOU are doing.
*As long as you live under my roof, you'll listen to my rules.
*Don't make me come in there!
*Don't roll your eyes at me.
*I'm not going to ask you again
*What do I look like, your maid?!
*I wouldn't make you do it if I didn't love you.
*Who do you think you are - the Queen of Sheba?
*I always love you, but I don't always like you.
*Are you going out dressed like THAT?
*Don't sit so close to the TV - you'll ruin your eyes.
*If you keep acting like a baby, I'll start treating you like one.
*You'll understand when you're older.
*Turn off the light!Do you think we own the electric company?
*Some day you'll thank me for this.
*You can't always have what you want.
*Life's not fair.
*I'm not running a taxi service here!
*What have I done to deserve such ungrateful children?
*When I was a little girl ...
*Act your age!
*Don't make me stop this car!
*Don't put that in your mouth - you don't know where it's been.
*Are your hands broken? Pick it up!
*We had a lot more respect for adults when I was a child.
*I'll treat you like an adult when you start acting like one.
*If you keep sticking your tongue out, it'll fall off.
*Who died and left you boss?
*You are getting on my last nerve!