Friday, March 12, 2010

WORDS TO PONDER

* IF THE 7-11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, 365 DAYS A YEAR, WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS?

* IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED HOSTAGE SITUATION?

* HOW CAN THERE BE SELF-HELP GROUPS?

* WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS?

* IS IT TRUE THAT CANNIBALS DON'T EAT CLOWNS BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY?
* WHEN YOU CHOKE A SMURF WHAT COLOR DOES IT TURN?

* IF DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART, WHY DID FLIPPER WORK FOR TELEVISION?

* AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, MORE IS SAID THAN DONE.

* WHY IS "ABBREVIATION" SUCH A LONG WORD?

3 comments:

Chickens in the Basement said...

Great questions. Do we need to come up with answers?

decorator to the stars said...

NO, SILLY, JUST WORDS TO PONDER GIO

Sam said...

Hello Beautiful. You crack me up! Love this post, your blog and your sense of style. Great, great. I could use some decorating myself and I'm a star in my own mind. LOL, take care. Love your stuff, Keri (a.k.a. Sam)