Friday, March 12, 2010

WORDS TO PONDER

* IF THE 7-11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, 365 DAYS A YEAR, WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS?

* IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED HOSTAGE SITUATION?

* HOW CAN THERE BE SELF-HELP GROUPS?

* WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS?

* IS IT TRUE THAT CANNIBALS DON'T EAT CLOWNS BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY?
* WHEN YOU CHOKE A SMURF WHAT COLOR DOES IT TURN?

* IF DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART, WHY DID FLIPPER WORK FOR TELEVISION?

* AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, MORE IS SAID THAN DONE.

* WHY IS "ABBREVIATION" SUCH A LONG WORD?

3 Comments:

Blogger Chickens in the Basement said...

Great questions. Do we need to come up with answers?

March 12, 2010 at 9:52 PM  
Blogger decorator to the stars said...

NO, SILLY, JUST WORDS TO PONDER GIO

March 13, 2010 at 7:15 AM  
Blogger Keri said...

Hello Beautiful. You crack me up! Love this post, your blog and your sense of style. Great, great. I could use some decorating myself and I'm a star in my own mind. LOL, take care. Love your stuff, Keri (a.k.a. Sam)

March 13, 2010 at 7:27 PM  

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