WORDS TO PONDER

* IF THE 7-11 IS OPEN 24 HOURS A DAY, 365 DAYS A YEAR, WHY ARE THERE LOCKS ON THE DOORS?

* IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED HOSTAGE SITUATION?

* HOW CAN THERE BE SELF-HELP GROUPS?

* WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR THESAURUS?

* IS IT TRUE THAT CANNIBALS DON'T EAT CLOWNS BECAUSE THEY TASTE FUNNY?
* WHEN YOU CHOKE A SMURF WHAT COLOR DOES IT TURN?

* IF DOLPHINS ARE SO SMART, WHY DID FLIPPER WORK FOR TELEVISION?

* AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE, MORE IS SAID THAN DONE.

* WHY IS "ABBREVIATION" SUCH A LONG WORD?