* WHY DON'T YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT "GRUNTLED" EMPLOYEES?
* WHAT IS A "FREE GIFT". AREN'T ALL GIFTS FREE?
* WHY DO THEY CALL IT NECKING?
* IF A MIME IS ARRESTED, IS HE TOLD HE HAS A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
* WhY DO THEY CALL IT A TV "SET" WHEN YOU ONLY GET ONE?
* IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST HAVE TO DROWN, TOO?
* IF A COW LAUGHED, WOULD MILK COME OUT HER NOSE?
* WHAT'S ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
* THE HUMAN HEART OPENS ONLY TO THE HEART THAT OPENS IN RETURN.
* WHAT DOES A BUTTERFLY GET IN ITS STOMACH WHEN IT IS NERVOUS?!
* IF A CAT CHOKES TO DEATH ON A MOUSE, WHO KILLED WHO?
* THE BEST ACCESSORY IS AN ATTITUDE. WEAR IT AS IF YOU MEAN IT!
* THE FOOLISH SEEK HAPPINESS OVER THE HORIZON; THE WISE FIND IT UNDER THEIR FEET.
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